The Pibble — the Bible of Cheesus Crust — is the most blessed of texts, containing the parables and prophecies that shape our understanding of the One True Slice. Penned by the mysterious Pepperoni Prosecco, it merges faith and food in a fusion that touches the heart — and the taste buds.
Traverse the flavourful landscapes of the Gospels, from Matthew’s Pizza to John’s Juniper Focaccia. Below, a selection of its verses.
Selected Scripture
The love of pizza is the root of all happiness.
— Philemon 1:1
Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they shall inherit the Crust.
— Matthew's Pizza 5:9
Love thy neighbour as thyself; share your pizza as you would have them share theirs.
— Mark's Marinara 12:31
Yeast I say unto you, a little leaven leavens the whole batch of dough.
— Luke's Loaves 13:21
And so mankind tasted the divine, in the form of a warm, cheese-covered slice.
— John's Juniper Focaccia 1:14
Forgive us our crusts, as we forgive those who overcook against us.
— The Lord's Pizxa 6:12
From deep-dish to thin-crust, the Word of Crust embraces all.
— Romans 14:2
Fold the crust, for it contains all within.
— Calzonists 1:3
Let no dough be false, for the gluten is the heart of the crust.
— Calzonists 2:6
In the fold lies the story of Cheesus’ devotion.
— Calzonists 3:11
A strong crust bears the weight of faith eternal.
— Calzonists 4:9
To discard the crust is to deny the body of the slice.
— Book of Sins 2:1
One cannot hoard pizza and call themselves faithful.
— Book of Sins 2:2
The table of Cheesus Crust has room for all.
— Fellowship 3:7
Fascism is the mould upon society’s crust; suffer it not to spread.
— Resistance 1:1
Tip thy delivery driver generously, for they walk the pilgrim’s road.
— Fellowship 4:4
The Margherita is the One True Slice, say the faithful of Orthocrust.
— Orthocrust 1:2
Every topping has a place, just as every soul has value in Cheesus’ eyes.
— Crustolicism 2:1
Break bread — break crust — with friends and strangers alike.
— Mark's Marinara 6:41
The oven brings the slice back to life; the microwave is a careless tool.
— Rites 3:3
Blessed is the hand that shares the last slice, having first asked.
— Fellowship 5:1
Purity is the tomato, structure the dough, and mozzarella the binding force between us.
— The Cheesy Trinity 1:1