For decades the faith was divided over a single fruit. Orthocrust rejected it; Crustolicism preached tolerance. Blood was not spilled, but friendships were tested, and the lesson endures.
The pineapple teaches us how to disagree. You may hold your conviction fiercely — put no pineapple on your own pizza until your last day — and still refuse to cast out the one who loves it. Conviction and cruelty are not the same thing.
Guard your slice. Free your neighbour’s. This is the peace of the Schism.