Whatever pizza you call your own — deep-dish or thin, folded or open, traditional or wildly invented — there is a house for you in this faith. And there is a deeper law beneath all our sects: that no soul should go without a slice.
This is where doctrine becomes duty. It is not enough to believe that all deserve to eat. Crustianity asks you to make it so — to feed the hungry near you, to give freely, to leave no one at the edge of the table.
Belief that feeds no one is only decoration. Go, and share the slice.