Is Crustianity a real religion or just a joke?
As real as any other. You show us your Jesus, and we’ll show you ours.
Do I have to believe in Cheesus Crust to be part of Crustianity?
No. You just need to believe in the mission of our Church — solidarity, fairness, and sharing.
What are the core beliefs?
Empathy, sharing, feeding the hungry, opposing injustice, and, of course, pizza. If these values sound familiar, that’s because most faiths started with them. We just haven’t forgotten.
Do you actually worship pizza?
Yes. Pizza is the perfect food. So perfect, it was given its own food category.
What’s the stance on pineapple?
Only accepted within Crustolicism. Orthocrust rejects it; Calzonism does not entertain the question.
Can I be excommunicated?
No — unless you commit inhumane acts, such as being a known member of a fascist organisation.