Crustianity

The Church of Crustianity

Orthocrust

The defenders of tradition. Orthocrust stands unwavering in devotion to the ancient ways of Italian pizza.

The One True Slice

For the Orthocrust faithful, the Margherita is the One True Slice — tomato, mozzarella, basil, and nothing that does not belong. All deviation is culinary heresy, gently corrected.

On Pineapple

Orthocrust rejects the pineapple outright. The Pineapple Schism divided the faith for decades; here, the old line holds.

The Margherita is the One True Slice, and all deviation is culinary heresy.
— Orthocrust 1:2